In a far-flung corner of the universe known as the Internet — where protocols evolve more frequently than Zaphod Beeblebrox changes his shirt (which is often, considering he has two heads and questionable fashion sense) — a humble developer known as CDSoft has decided to pack up his digital belongings.
Yes, I’ve migrated. Not to another planet. Not to another dimension. But to a different forge of Git repositories.
GitHub is a bit like a trendy interstellar bar: everyone’s there, but
it’s noisy, the restrooms have surveillance cameras, and the price of a
stable commit has become ridiculous. Not to mention the ambient elevator
music you hear every time you push to main
.
So I grabbed my towel, fired up the hyperspace drives, and headed for a more serene quadrant of cyberspace: Codeberg. There, you’ll find no ads, no bots scanning your code for ad targeting, no corporate megabrains mining your README for soul fragments. Just Git. Pure, open source, and proudly European.
You can find me floating peacefully in this newly adopted orbit:
They’re still there. Like ancient satellites drifting silently
through the void. Some of them will still be updated, thanks to arcane
scripts that periodically invoke git push --mirror
with all
the subtlety of a malfunctioning teleporter.
But don’t rely on them forever. One day, they will fade. Like Marvin after a Windows update.